This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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