Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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