Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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