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I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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