He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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