so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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