I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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