I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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