North Korea, Best Korea!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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