it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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