oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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