Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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