Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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