We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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