Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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