I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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