Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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