Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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