@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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