just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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