she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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