we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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