I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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