Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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