im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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