I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I wish you could order shots online.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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