Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Can I color on your dick again?
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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