Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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