yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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