tell your sister to shave her snatch
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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