They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I have aggressive nipples.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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