end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
do nipples grow back?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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