gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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