I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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