K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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Boobs are out for the taking
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
how drunk are you?
Several
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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