I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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