He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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