i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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