i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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