I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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