If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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