Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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