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If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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