there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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