she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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