he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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