Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
