i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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