If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
There r osticjed everywhere
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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