paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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