I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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