Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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