im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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