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I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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