Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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