Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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